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Hell Pizza

The best damned pizza in this life or the next.


99 Mana Esplanade, Paremata, Porirua 5026
5:00pm - 9:20pm
04 233 6663
Lust
$12.10

5-Pepper Pepperoni, Salami, Ham, Bacon, and Chorizo. Optional BBQ, Sweet Chilli, Smokey BBQ, Tomato... Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Greed
$12.10

Double Ham, Double Pineapple, and Double Cheese. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Envy
$12.10

Salami, Ham, Onions, Mushrooms, Pineapple, and Bacon. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Wrath
$12.10

5-Pepper Pepperoni, Onion, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Chilli. Optional Kalamata Olives, Jalapeno Peppers, and Anchovies. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Pride
$12.10

Mushrooms, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Pineapple, and Onions. Optional Kalamata Olives, Garlic, Jalapeno Peppers.

Gluttony
$12.10

Onion, Garlic, Salami, Ham, Mushroom, Pineapple, Capsicum, Tomato, Bacon, Black Pepper. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

333 - Healthy Kids Pizza
$7.60

Tomato Base Sauce, 100% Mozzarella Cheese and 1 Topping. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

333 - Healthy Kids Pizza & Drink
$8.60

A Healthy Kid's Pizza Plus a Kid's Keri Juice or Pump Mini.

Pandemonium
$13.20

Chicken, Cranberry Sauce, and Camembert. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Grimm
$13.20

Apricot Sauce, Chicken, Pine Nuts, Spring Onions, Cream Cheese, and Rosemary. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Mayhem
$13.20

Peanut Satay, Chicken, Sweet Chilli, Onions, and Capsicum. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Trouble
$13.20

Salami, Onions, Chicken, Bacon, Pineapple, and Camembert. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Brimstone
$13.20

Avocado, Cajun Chicken, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes and Sour Cream. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Cursed
$13.20

Honey Mustard, Chicken, Ham, Onions, Gherkins, Bacon, and Smoked Cheddar. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Mordor
$13.20

Smokey BBQ Sauce, Chicken, 5-Pepper Pepperoni, Onions, Capsicum, and Bacon. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Underworld
$13.20

Smoked Mussels, Calamari, Shrimps, Onion Garlic, and Lemon Pepper. Optional Tomatoes or Seafood Sauce.

Serpent
$13.20

Smoked New Zealand King Salmon, Spring Onion and Cream Cheese. Optional Capers, Avocado.

Lust Deluxe
$13.20

Marinated Steak, 5-Pepper Pepperoni, Salami, Ham, Bacon, Smoked Chorizo, Black Pepper and Bearnaise sauce, Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Mischief
$13.20

Chorizo, Chicken, Cajun Herbs, Onions, Garlic, Chilli, Tomatoes, and Capsicum. Optional Kalamata Olives. Made with 100% free-range ingredients.

Saviour
$13.20

NZ’s healthiest pizza - made from Free Range Chicken Breast, Spinach, Avocado, Mushrooms, Almonds, and Fresh Slaw, on top of a Gluten-Free Sprouted Seed Base.

The Beast
$13.20

Our take on a traditional pepperoni pizza: Italian Buffalo Mozzarella, 5-pepper free-range pepperoni on a tangy tomato base. *Only available on a Thin Stretched base.

The Buffalo
$13.20

Our take on a traditional Margherita pizza: Italian Buffalo Mozzarella, tangy tomato base, finished with basil pesto. *Only available on a Thin Stretched base. Not suitable for vegetarians.

Half Buffalo/ Half Beast
$14.40

Half The Buffalo and Half The Beast, for those who want the best of both worlds!

Pride
$12.10

Mushrooms, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Pineapple, and Onions. Optional Kalamata Olives, Garlic, and Jalapeno Peppers.

Vegetarian
Veggie Pandemonium
$13.20

Quorn (chicken alternative), Cranberry Sauce, and Camembert.

Vegetarian
Veggie Grimm
$13.20

Quorn (chicken alternative), Apricot Sauce, Pine Nuts, Spring Onions, Cream Cheese, and Rosemary.

Vegetarian
Veggie Mayhem
$13.20

Quorn (chicken alternative), Peanut Satay, Sweet Chilli, Capsicum, and Onions.

Vegetarian
Veggie Brimstone
$13.20

Avocado, Quorn (chicken alternative), Cajun, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes, and Sour Cream (now vegetarian).

Vegetarian
Purgatory
$13.20

Mushrooms, Sundried Tomatoes, Fresh Spinach, Feta, Onions, and Garlic. Optional Kalamata Olives.

Vegetarian
Limbo
$13.20

Blue Cheese, Caramelised Onions, Mushrooms, and Tomatoes. Optional Kalamata Olives.

Vegetarian
Damned
$13.20

Mushrooms, Fresh Spinach, Cashews, Avocado, Sundried Toms, Camembert, and Onions. Optional Pineapple or Jalapenos.

Vegetarian
Sinister
$13.20

Refried Beans, Avocado, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, and Capsicum. No Cheese.

Vegetarian
Veggie Saviour
$13.20

A vegetarian option of NZ’s healthiest pizza - made with Spinach, Avocado, Mushrooms, Almonds, and Fresh Slaw, on top of a Gluten-Free Sprouted Seed Base.

Vegetarian
Veggie Mischief
$13.20

Plant-based Chorizo, Quorn, Cajun Herbs, Onions, Garlic, Chilli, Tomatoes, and Capsicum. Optional Kalamata Olives.

Vegetarian
Veggie Wrath
$12.10

Plant-based chorizo, Onion, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Chilli. Optional Kalamata Olives, and Jalapeno Peppers.

Vegetarian
Vegan Pride
$12.10

Dairy-Free Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Pineapple, and Onions. Optional Kalamata Olives, Garlic, Jalapeno Peppers.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan Damned
$13.20

Dairy-Free Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Fresh Spinach, Cashews, Avocado, Sundried Toms, and Onions. Optional Pineapple or Jalapenos.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan Mayhem
$13.20

Dairy-Free Mozzarella, Peanut Satay, Vegan Nuggets (contains Gluten and Quorn), Sweet Chilli, Onions and Capsicum.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan Brimstone
$13.20

Dairy-Free Mozzarella, Avocado, Vegan Nuggets (contains Gluten and Quorn), Cajun, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, and Tomatoes.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan 333 - Healthy Kids Pizza
$7.60

Tomato Base Sauce, Dairy-Free Mozzarella, and 1 Topping.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan Saviour
$13.20

NZ’s healthiest pizza - made from Dairy-Free Mozzarella, Spinach, Avocado, Mushrooms, Almonds, and Fresh Slaw, on top of a Gluten-Free Sprouted Seed Base.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan Sinister
$13.20

Refried Beans, Avocado, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, and Capsicum. No Cheese.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan Mischief
$13.20

Plant-based Chorizo, Vegan Nuggets (contains Gluten and Quorn), Dairy-Free Mozzarella, Cajun Herbs, Onions, Garlic, Chilli, Tomatoes, and Capsicum. Optional Kalamata Olives.

Vegan
Dairy free
Vegan Wrath
$12.10

Plant-based chorizo, Dairy Free Mozzarella, Onion, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Chilli. Optional Kalamata Olives and Jalapeno Peppers.

Vegan
Dairy free
Garlic Bread
$6.90

Crusty herb loaf doused with garlic butter.

Vegetarian
Prawn Horns
$10.40

6 whole Prawns seasoned with coriander and green onions rolled in a crispy wonton style pastry, served with your choice of dip.

Plain Wedges
$7.50

Deep-fried potato wedges served with a dip of your choice.

Vegetarian
Cajun Wedges
$7.50

Deep-fried potato wedges seasoned with Cajun and served with a dip of your choice.

Vegetarian
Lemon Pepper Wedges
$7.50

Deep-fried potato wedges seasoned with Lemon Pepper and served with a dip of your choice.

Vegetarian
Free Range Chicken Tenders
$10.90

6 Crumbed and deep-fried Chicken Tenders, served with your choice of dip.

Corn Nuggets
$6.90

A dozen battered balls of sweet corn deep fried and served with a dip of your choice.

Vegetarian
Spare Ribs
$16.10

1/2 a kilo of marinated pork ribs lashed with your choice of APA spicy sauce, cola BBQ sauce, or smokey BBQ sauce.

Crumbed Camembert
$10.90

6 wedges deep fried and served with your choice of dip - we recommend Cranberry or Sweet Chilli.

Vegetarian
Lamb Shank & Mash
$18.40

One Lamb Shank with a Rosemary and Mint gravy, mash, and minted peas.

Warewolf
$9.20

Real chicken Tenders and potato Wedges served with Tomato sauce and Kid's drink.

Additional Dip
$0.50

Beer Battered Onion Rings
$7.50

12 Beer Battered Onion Rings.

Free Range Chicken Wings
$10.40

1/4 kg or 1/2 kg of succulent free-range wings on the bone, lashed with your choice of sauce.

Gluten Free Garlic Bread
$8.60

Gluten and Dairy Free Garlic Bread.

Vegan
Gluten free
Dairy free
Jalapeño Poppers
$10.90

5 Jalapeño poppers, hand-filled with our secret 3-cheese mix, double crumbed and deep-fried, served with your choice of dip.

Vegetarian
Vegan Nuggets
$8.60

Crumbed oven-baked vegan Quorn Nuggets and your choice of dip. Contains gluten.

Vegan
Holy Loaded Fries
$9.80

Crispy Waffle Fries, Smothered with Free Range Bacon, Sweet Chilli, Melty Mozzarella, Served with Sour Cream & Fresh Spring Onion

Splatter Fest Platter Part 1
$32.20

Free-Range Chicken Tenders, Corn Nuggets, Cajun Wedges, Free Range Chicken Wings lashed with Cola BBQ Sauce & a selection of sauces.

Splatter Fest Platter Part 2
$32.20

Holy Loaded Fries, Beer-battered Onion Rings, Prawn Horns, Free Range Chicken Wings lashed with Spicy APA Sauce & a selection of sauces.

Unearthly
$8.50

Banana, Blueberries, Chocolate, White Chocolate, and Custard on an original snack base.

Cheesecake
$5.80

Kahlua and White chocolate cheesecake with a gingernut base - a HELL classic.

Chocolate Gelato
$6.90

Dark Chocolate decadence at its best from Gellicious Gelato. Gluten-free, contains Milk. 180ml tub - go crazy and nail it all to yourself, or share the love.

Raspberry Sorbet
$6.90

Gellicious Gelato's 2013 Silver Award-winning Sorbet. Bursting with real authentic fruit flavour. Gluten-free, 99% fat-free and vegan. 180ml tub - big enough to share, but you'll probably wish you hadn't.

Vegan
Gluten free
Feijoa Sorbet
$6.90

Gellicious Gelato's 2015 Gold Award-winning Sorbet, showcasing NZ Feijoas at their best. Dairy-free, gluten-free, 99% fat-free and vegan friendly, with no added colouring. 180ml tub, for sharing or greedily scoffing all by yourself.

Vegan
Gluten free
Dairy free
Sea Salt Caramel Gelato
$6.90

Our newest flavour from the award-winning Gellicious Gelato. Salted caramel is so hot right now and this one won't disappoint. Contains Dairy. 180ml tub - share it or smash it yourself.

Unholy Donut
$8.10

A warm Donut, freshly fried and sinfully pumped full of decadent Salted Caramel plus your choice of Dark, Milk, or White Chocolate.

Vanilla Bean Gelato
$6.90

Our newest flavour, award-winning vanilla bean gelato from Gellicious Gelato, a great addition to an Unholy Donut or by itself! Comes in a 180ml tub. Contains Dairy and Gluten-Free.

Hot Brownie
$6.30

Hot Gluten Free Chocolate Brownie, drenched in a luxurious chocolate ganache.

Ice Cream Sandwich
$3.50

Dairy-Free Vanilla & Chocolate Ice Cream sandwiched between Chocolate biscuits.

Dairy free
Coke Range - 330ml
$4.50

Your choice of drink from the Coke Range.

Coke Range - 1.5L
$5.20

Your choice of drink from the coke range.

Sparkling Duet - 1.5L
$5.00

Keri Orange Juice - 350ml
$5.00

Pump - 400ml
$3.50

Pump - 750ml
$5.00

Kids Keri Apple & Blackcurrant - 250ml
$4.00

Bundaberg - 375ml
$5.00

Bundaberg - 750ml
$6.50

Monster Energy Original - 500ml
$5.50

Kids Keri Apple - 250ml
$4.00

Monster Energy Mango Loco - 500ml
$5.50

Good Buzz Kombucha Raspberry & Lemon
$6.40

Your choice of 328ml or 888ml.

Good Buzz Kombucha Pineapple & Mango
$6.40

Your choice of 328ml or 888ml.

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