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Best Ugly Bagels Swan Lane

Why Best Ugly? Well, if you were punched, rolled, boiled and fired, you wouldn’t look so great either.


5 Swan Ln, Te Aro, Wellington
9:50am - 3:10pm
04 803 3563
Butter Up!
$6.90

Toasted a sesame bagel w a lick of butter. Other bagel options available on special request.

GF on request
Schmearz
$8.90

Zany Zeus organic cream cheese, on a sesame bagel. Other bagel options available on special request.

GF on request
Jam
$8.90

Raspberry jam and a lick of butter, on a sesame bagel. Other bagel options available on special request.

GF on request
Marmite
$8.90

Lightly spread w a lick of butter, on a sesame bagel. Other bagel options available on special request.

GF on request
Peanut Butter
$8.90

Crunchy w a lick of butter.

Koko
$8.90

House chocolate hazelnut spread, on a sesame bagel. Other bagel options available on special request.

GF on request
PBJ
$9.90

Peanut butter and raspberry jam, on a sesame bagel. Other bagel options available on request.

GF on request
J.C.
$9.90

Rasberry jam and cream cheese, on a sesame bagel. Other bagel options available on special request.

GF on request
Old Yella Habanero Mustard
$10.00

Best Ugly's signature habanero mustard. Tasty and with a bit of sting in the tail…. 250mL.

Al Brown & Co - Lemon and Fennel Olive Oil
$25.70

Lemon & Fennel is a versatile flavour combo that goes great poured over grilled vegetables, fresh salads and especially seafood. Using oils like this will take your cooking to the next level. 500mL.

Al Brown & Co - Lemon and Oregano Olive Oil
$25.70

This Lemon & Oregano Oil has a great balance of herb and citrus, which goes hand in hand with flavours both rich and delicate. It's unique, but not precious, and designed to flow, not drizzle. 500mL.

Fire Dragon Chillies - Deadly Chilli Sauce
$16.00

Made from the hottest chillies on earth! This sauce has Carolina Reaper, Trinidad Scorpion Morugas & Butch T’s, Bhut and Bih Jolokia with Nagas plus some habs mixed with roasted red capsicum and subtle other flavours. A rich red coloured chilli sauce that has the flavour and BURN of a classic hot sauce. Fire up your curries, stir frys, marinades, Bloody Mary’s, pickles, chowders, stews, soups, meats, seafood’s and beans! VERY HOT and full of flavours this sauce is one of the best around. Tasty and DEADLY! 125mL. Heat 10/10.

Fire Dragon Chillies - Smokey Dragon Chipotle
$16.00

Smoky Dragon Chipotle is a mixture of traditional Mexican chillies blended with some of our own fiery favourites! Manuka smoked chillies give it that authentic kiwi smoky taste in an old Mexican classic! Yes finally a Chipotle that is actually HOT! Great for all Mexican foods, burgers, eggs great and for BBQ meats! 125mL. Heat 7/10.

Fire Dragon Chillies - Xtra Hot Chilli Sauce
$16.00

This yellow Xtra Hot sauce is made from the hottest yellow chillies on the planet. We use Reapers, Primos, Scorpion Morugas, Bhut Jolokia, Fatalli, Scotch Bonnet and some others too. It has a great sweet fruity taste with a really good BITE to it! Turns omelette’s into a taste sensation and is also great to fire up your scrambled eggs or bacon and eggs for breaky. Goes well with all seafood’s, chicken and hot wings especially. Great in chowders, stews, soups, stir frys, marinades, BBQ meats and also makes the best pizza! One of our favourites and it is a superb tasting HOT sauce with citrus undertones. 125mL. Heat rating 8/10.

Fix & Fogg - Super Crunchy Peanut Butter
$8.50

We make Fix & Fogg Super Crunchy peanut butter from the finest quality Argentinian hi-oleic peanuts. Steel-cut and separately milled, we blend our crunchy pieces with our Smooth peanut butter to create the ultimate peanut butter experience: creamy and crunchy together at last. Then we add a sprinkling of Marlborough sea salt to bring out the full nutty flavour. 375g.

Fix & Fogg - Coffee & Maple Peanut Butter
$8.50

Our Coffee and Maple peanut butter is made by blending our Smooth PB with Supreme Coffee’s Supreme Blend. We then add a touch of pure Canadian Maple syrup. The sweetness helps tie together the creaminess of the peanut butter and the coffee punch. 275g.

Fix & Fogg - Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter
$8.50

We make Fix & Fogg Dark Chocolate peanut butter by blending our Super Crunchy peanut butter with rich 62% dark chocolate. 275g.

Fix & Fogg - Everything Butter
$8.50

Our Everything Butter is a nut and seed spread packed full of nourishing h emp, chia, sesame, sunflower, flaxseeds and pumpkin seeds with peanuts and almonds. It’s crunchy, wholesome and 100% delicious. There’s nothing else quite like it. 275g.

Marsh's Clover Honey
$18.00

Marsh's Clover Honey. Beautiful Central Otago clover honey produced on site from a hertiage line of bees. 500g.